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EMO CAN OPENER [Apr. 13th, 2004|07:54 pm]
The Blood Stained Girl
i found this is one of my friends journals and after i read it i was talking to a friend and i said "i have some weird ass can openers" when i meant habbits

Bloody Heart 90: lmao oo lets feel sorry for her jonathan!-gah, vinny's back in dominion, need i say more, i feel like shit and i need some meds but they r all with vinny i'm trying so hard not to cut, i hope i can resist. [from Kelly's journal]
eye of the wulfe: roflmao
eye of the wulfe: she isn't supposed to be taking that medicine to begin with lol


Bloody Heart 90: lol



Bloody Heart 90: lmao she cuts all the way around her wrist



eye of the wulfe: ROFL



Bloody Heart 90: weee lets cut in a circle!!



eye of the wulfe: lmfao



Bloody Heart 90: it makes me so emo everybody!!



Bloody Heart 90: haha its so easy to make fun of her im bad



eye of the wulfe: lmao I've never cut, but at least I know how its supposed to be done:-P



Bloody Heart 90: lol i know right



eye of the wulfe: all the way around... lolololololol



eye of the wulfe: lmao



eye of the wulfe: dumbass, the reason most people cut on bottom is so no one sees it:-P



eye of the wulfe: lol



Bloody Heart 90: lol



eye of the wulfe: she acts proud that she cuts lol



Bloody Heart 90: lol i know



Bloody Heart 90: i mean come on now jonathan get with the program cutting makes her emo!



Bloody Heart 90: lmao



eye of the wulfe: lmfao



eye of the wulfe: I'm emo! [slits wrists] .... whoops..



Bloody Heart 90: lol



eye of the wulfe: lol



eye of the wulfe: I'm an emo corpse! weeee



eye of the wulfe: lol



Bloody Heart 90: aww poor jonathan im going to totally feel so for him!!



eye of the wulfe: lmao



Bloody Heart 90: :-P well really if you ever did that i would seriously care lol



Bloody Heart 90: but for her? psh yeah right



eye of the wulfe: feel bad for me! I'm emo! I need a hug, I feel so bad because no one likes me, maybe its the glasses, maybe its because I'm a poseur goth/emo and I hang with preps.. no that's not it!



eye of the wulfe: lol



Bloody Heart 90: lol



Bloody Heart 90: aww its ok jonathan -gives you big emo hug-



eye of the wulfe: watch me cut! weeeeeeee circles



eye of the wulfe: lmao



Bloody Heart 90: lmao



eye of the wulfe: lol.. I just thought of something



Bloody Heart 90: lol what?



eye of the wulfe: maybe they're in circles cause she uses a can opener!



Bloody Heart 90: lmfao



eye of the wulfe: rofl



eye of the wulfe: that would explain it :-P



eye of the wulfe: lol



Bloody Heart 90: of course



Bloody Heart 90: omfgz i totally need to get one!



eye of the wulfe: lmfao



Bloody Heart 90: i mean who could live without one of those?!



Bloody Heart 90: not me!



eye of the wulfe: rofl



Bloody Heart 90: i need to make pretty circles so everyone thinks im emo!!



eye of the wulfe: (comercial) "The new, improved... EMO CAN OPENER!"



eye of the wulfe: lmao



Bloody Heart 90: lmao



Bloody Heart 90: oo oo jonathan how much are they?!



eye of the wulfe: rofl



Bloody Heart 90: im going to totally buy one from you!



eye of the wulfe: only 10$



eye of the wulfe: lol



Bloody Heart 90; gasp!



Bloody Heart 90: thats soo cheep



eye of the wulfe: regular can openers cost 3$, but this one is emo!!!!!



eye of the wulfe: lol



Bloody Heart 90: lol



Bloody Heart 90: if i cut with it will i become the queen of all emo's?



eye of the wulfe: hug your emo can opener as it spurts blood from your blood veins!



Bloody Heart 90: lmao



eye of the wulfe: rofl



Bloody Heart 90: -hugs emo can opener-



eye of the wulfe: lol



Bloody Heart 90: i love you! youve made me so emo



eye of the wulfe: lmao



Bloody Heart 90: jonathan you seriously need to get one



Bloody Heart 90: they are amazing!



eye of the wulfe: rofl



eye of the wulfe: mom, for xmas I'd like.. an EMO CANOPENER



eye of the wulfe: they're proven safe and efective!



Bloody Heart 90: lmao



eye of the wulfe: lol



Bloody Heart 90: you make it sound like its the newest condem lmao



Bloody Heart 90: =-O i should invent one!



eye of the wulfe: lmfao



eye of the wulfe: "the emo canopener will give you long hours of great emo-circle cuts" (backround noise) seeeex seeeeeex



Bloody Heart 90: lmao



eye of the wulfe: lol:-P



Bloody Heart 90: brb lol



eye of the wulfe: k lol



Bloody Heart 90 : it might be about 10 minutes lol idk



eye of the wulfe: lol alrighty



Auto response from Bloody Heart 90: aww phone call messed up me and jonathans EMO convo :'(



Bloody Heart 90: back



eye of the wulfe: yay



Bloody Heart 90: did i miss any emo can opener action?



eye of the wulfe: lmao



eye of the wulfe: I'm boycotting it



Bloody Heart 90: =-O



eye of the wulfe: it cut my dick off!



Bloody Heart 90: lmao



Bloody Heart 90: noo not your dick!



eye of the wulfe: lmao



Bloody Heart 90: ill tape it back on for you lmao



eye of the wulfe: lmao



Bloody Heart 90: but if its a little more limp then normal its not my fault



eye of the wulfe: lmfao



Bloody Heart 90: you should sue the emo can opener company



eye of the wulfe: lmao



eye of the wulfe: I think I will!



Bloody Heart 90: lol



eye of the wulfe: wait.. I made it
eye of the wulfe: hmm



eye of the wulfe: would you like to buy the emo can opener company?



eye of the wulfe: lol



eye of the wulfe: only 1 million dollars!



Bloody Heart 90: lol no you should sell it to kelly



eye of the wulfe: lmao



Bloody Heart 90: she needs it more than i do



eye of the wulfe: !!! kelly accepted



Bloody Heart 90: i mean she has to keep up her emo self



Bloody Heart 90: lol sue her!



eye of the wulfe: yay I got 1 million for the company



Bloody Heart 90: lol



eye of the wulfe: now I sue her for 3 million



eye of the wulfe: yay lol



Bloody Heart 90: yay!



Bloody Heart 90: :'( can opener will never be the same



Bloody Heart 90: neither will your dick thanks to the evil emo can opener lmfao



eye of the wulfe: lmao



Bloody Heart 90: -sniffle- im sorry i helped you create such an evil creation



Bloody Heart 90: emo-ness should be left alone i guess, its too dangerous for the average person



eye of the wulfe: lmao



Bloody Heart 90: dont you agree? lol



eye of the wulfe: I do lol



Bloody Heart 90: lol



eye of the wulfe: who the fuck put ketchup on my desk



eye of the wulfe: lmao



eye of the wulfe: brb gotta wash it off my arm



Bloody Heart 90: lmao ok



Bloody Heart 90: =-O jonathan you didnt use the emo can opener did you?! cause ketchup is red and if its on your arm that leads to suspensions that you did!!



eye of the wulfe: lmao



eye of the wulfe: back



eye of the wulfe: rofl



eye of the wulfe: oh no! my emo can opener has blood



Bloody Heart 90: oo noo jonathan i told you not to use it!!!



Bloody Heart 90: -has an emotional breakdown-



eye of the wulfe: lmao



eye of the wulfe: I'm asking my friend if she wants to buy one



eye of the wulfe: she has NO idea what the hell I'm talking about



Bloody Heart 90: lol



eye of the wulfe: eye of the wulfe: would you like to purchase an emo can opener?



2 9 2 5: emo can opener?



eye of the wulfe: aye, the emo can opener is the best way to cut your wrists all the way around, modeled after kelly's way of cutting. The emo can opener is only 50$! Even though you COULD buy a normal can opener for much less, the emo can opener is .... emo!!!!



2 9 2 5: LOL



2 9 2 5: I'll have to tell my friend that



eye of the wulfe: lmao



Bloody Heart 90: lmao
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[User Picture]From: redroses_ryan
2004-04-14 06:40 pm (UTC)
why, hello....IM me, honestlypixie
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